Blogatology

Torn from today’s headlines, (and at the risk of being sued, like everyone else in the blogosphere, if her lawyer has his way), it’s …

 The Top 10 Reasons Sarah Palin decided to resign as governor of Alaska!

10. It’s such a mavericky thing to do.

9. Wants to spend more time with Mark Sanford.

8. Feels strong need to TEACH the punctuation, Speling and **(grammar!))** skills “shown” in the transcript of her resignation SPEECH!!

7. Now free to work with Mattel on the official “Caribou Barbie” doll.

6. Before writing her book, she thought she better read one or two.

5. When Alaska officials told her a trip to the Michael Jackson memorial service wouldn’t qualify as state business, it was just the last straw.

4. Lucrative offer to become one of David Letterman’s joke writers too good to pass up.

3. Enter WNBA draft? You betcha!

2. Missed seeing Tina Fey on “Saturday Night Live.”

1. Because by quitting, she could prove she’s not a quitter!

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