Coming Soon To A Bookstore Near You.
As you may have heard, the Prince of Darkness has signed a book deal.
Now, you may wonder who’d want to read Dick Cheney’s autobiography — which will earn him a reported $2 million from Simon & Schuster (neatly establishing the current going rate for selling your corporate soul). Then again, you may be afraid not to read it, just in case The Evil One surfaces in another administration or finds a way to reinstate the inquisition.
Either way, a project like this needs a title befitting its lofty literary goals. And so, we offer the Top Ten suggested titles for the upcoming Cheney autobiography:
10. A Short History of Evil.
9. Read This Or I’ll Shoot.
8. It’s Good To Be The King.
7. Inside The Haliburton Adminstration.
6. Peace Is For Wimps.
5. Why, Yes, I Am Above The Law.
4. My Years As President.
3. If I Told You More, I’d Have To Kill You.
2. The Devil You Know.
1. I’m With Stupid.