Do the Dew. Or not.
Does anybody else find those new Mountain Dew ads annoying? Does anybody else think that Voltage, Code Red and LiveWire are really dumb names for “flavors” of Mountain Dew? (Shouldn’t a “flavor” give you some idea of, well, a flavor?)
Well, for those people — and I know you’re out there, here are 10 more ideas for new Mountain Dew flavors:
10. Veal.
9. Cuyahoga River.
8. Oil of Olay.
7. Super Unleaded.
6. Chewing Tobacco.
5. Igneous Rock.
4. Premium unleaded.
3. Asparagus.
2. Cedar.
1. New Coke.